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    <div class="author">DarthIB:</div>
    <div class="text">Nonsense! Real assassins jump of Everything.</div>
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    <div class="author">mega48man:</div>
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        nah, one of ubisoft montreal's personal reasons for making these games if for exposing gamers to rich amounts of history. 
        levels in AC3 where you play as desmond are as close as we're gonna get i think, and those levels were awesome. hopefully we can just 
        have more of those, or wait for watch dogs.
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        <div class="author">aliveanddead1:</div>
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            Not sure why you would spoiler-hide your comment. But I think they will eventually, personally im rooting for it to happen in AC 5 or 6
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        <div class="author">Fraen:</div>
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            Um. How? He's... Indisposed..
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    <div class="author">JBWill:</div>
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        Also known as Hitman.
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    <div class="author">Syphon8:</div>
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        Why do they keep so fervently trying to advertise this before it even works?
        I'm never even going to try hipmunk because every time I've ever seen it, it's been useless. 
        Why the fuck do people keep trying this "hip new online travel agent assistant" website model? 
        It has literally never worked, despite hundreds of tries.
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    <div class="author">clearly_an_impostor:</div>
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        If you need to point out where it is that this site is supposed to be so good, 
        it probably isn't all that good. And faux-tables aren't all that revolutionary.
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    <div class="author">RE1Do:</div>
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        An old co-worker of mine shared his old prank war stories he and his room mates had with a "rival" house of guys during university. These are mostly not harmless and thus not recommended:
        Signing each other up for subscriptions/free trials of every terrible publication and magazine they could find (fettish porn, online mailing lists, etc)
        Release 12 mice into the house. Only 9 were ever caught.
        Taping a dead fish under a chair in the living room. This took over 10 days to be found; the entire house was rank and people refused to come over.
        Take a shit in a bag and put it at the bottom the mailbox in winter. This one worked out horribly/awesomely because it was not discovered until spring. 
        Every day they would bump into the rival house, smile evilly and say "Shit's in the mail".
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    <div class="author">JustForC:</div>
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        Tell people it's someone's birthday soon but not saying anything because it's a surprise. Ask everyone to pitch in for a gift. 
        Then keep the money and quit your job so no one can confront you about stealing $75.
        Wait that's a horrible prank and just really shady. YOU HEAR ME JEREMY? Hope that last bout of rehab does it for ya...
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    <div class="author">mondaywonderhands:</div>
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        Put a rubber band around the kitchen sink sprayer. Next time the faucet is turned on, surprise! 
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